Bitty Baby's Rash

This actually happened a week or so ago. Pictures were on old hard drive. Thankfully I had this blurry one on my phone to tell this story.

I'm just going to let you all look at that picture for a moment. Try to figure out what is covering that Bitty Baby's butt, Jayno's legs, arms and belly. Oh, it was also on Stella's floor and play table (and later our couch, walls and bedding). Think you know what it is? 

Last week sometime Jayno was quietly playing in her room with her babies. I could hear her chatting away while I was in the other room, but I thought nothing of it. That is what Stella does all the time. Then my little naked lady comes running out of her room holding her baby- frantic. She didn't say anything, she just showed me the baby's behind. I could only see this smooth light brown substance that was covering the baby's back, Jayno's arms and legs...I instantly thought the worst. Maybe she wanted the baby to be like her? Maybe she wanted a more realistic doll? Why on Earth is she covered in it?!

I need not have worried. You see, Stella got a full (brand new just opened) jar of creamy peanut butter out of the fridge and emptied it on her American Girl doll. Why you ask? Why because the poor baby had a diaper rash. Stella was just trying to make the bumps go away with a little bit of cream. Ahhh, yes, why of course. No wondered she was so frantic, her poor little one was all sore on her tookus.

Thankfully tall was fixed with a little dish soap. Thankfully I was informed that American Girl has a hospital (thanks Timmy) for the future "rashes" this little one may have.