Candy Land

Apparently Candy Land has some new rules:

• Cards will not be used
• All characters are bad guys and the Fox kids are the Super Heroes that save the town
• You jump across the board according to what color man you possess (if you have the yellow gingerbread boy you only jump on the yellow spaces). Those that do not follow this rule get told over and over and over again.
• Final, and most important rule. You need to eat the most candy. If you are the older player you get all the candy canes and gum drops. This rule is to protect a certain member of the family that gets a tad too coo coo on candy and sugar...even in a make believe land.